after going out with your hommies, you had a blackout blocking hours to remember, you need a checklist before sleeping all day in the bed drinking water.
1- did you wake up at the place where you supposed to be?
2- do you feel pain from any part of your body? if so, check it out. is it just a bruise or someone should call the emergency?
3- now you can check where did you puke. you lucky bastard you just got survived choking with your own puke. you just spent the night together.
4- now push yourself to get up. open the room's window because the room smells like shit.
5- go to toilet. you can believe how much you piss.
6- check your face at the mirror? is there something unusual? do you still have your hair the way it was yesterday?
7- if everything is ok with the physical part now you can have a shower to feel a little better.
8- now it's turn to see how much damage do you have at relationships with other people. check your phone first. do you have messages, missed calls? or did you call somebody? if so, deal with it. and you're gonna say sorry for everythin that you did, and you were so drunk to remember.
9-if there is nothing going on with the phone, or you just cant find it because somebody stole it from you, find a phone and call the ones that you went out with.
10- when they answer the phone with laugh, it means that you are screwed. just listen all the shit that you made. and calm down. this things happened to everyone.
11- you called everyone but all the answers are same. nobody saw you after a moment. chill, you had one hell of a night friend. maybe you are gonna discover later what did you do at that night or you are not gonna know ever. and if at the street somebody looks and laughs at you just stop him/her and ask how do they know you. probably it's about blackout hours.
(van damme 28/01/2010 10:32 ~ 28/01/2010 10:36)