a brand new author who actually intended to name herself after the leonard cohen song, "the gypsy's wife", but misspelled in one of her classical moments of abstraction. clearly not the sharpest crayon in the box...
the author who named me names, cheap nicknames, like chipmunk. she also insults me sometimes by just simply freezing when i tell a joke. well i can't tell much jokes in english the gypsies wife! What are you gonna do about it? ahahaha